Man O Man!!!

    Man O Man

            When without money, eats wild vegetables at home
      When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

                    When without money, rides bicycle;
                When has money, rides exercise machine.

                  When without money, walks to earn food
                  When has money, walks to lose the fat

              Man O Man !  never fails to deceive thyself !

                When without money, wishes to get married;
                When has money, wishes to get divorced.

              When without money, wife becomes secretary;
                When has money, secretary becomes wife.

                When without money, acts like rich man;
                  When has money, acts like poor man.

              Man, O Man, never can tell the simple truth !

            Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
                Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
          Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
          Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;

    Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!

Three Idiot Speech!!!!

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo …aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai ..to uska shreya sirrf ek insaan ko jaata hai Shri Veeru sahastra buddhe ..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really you are

Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye ………umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege ..hami to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …….…inhone kadi tapaasya se aapne aapko is kaabil bunaya hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke ..seeke inse seeke ….

aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge ..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi …Stan ..stan hota sabi ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stan is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

Is swarn awsar par ek shlok yaad aa rahe hai……

uthmam dadddad padam..
Madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk….
Ghanistham thudthudi padam..
sud sudi pran katak

Perception, Taste & Priorities!

Yet another forwarded email!!! 

Att00001


Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007.  The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes.  During that time approximately two thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.  After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician playing.  He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried to meet his schedule.

4 minutes later:  
The violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money in the hat and, without stopping, continued to  walk.

6 minutes:  
A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his watch and started to walk again.  
10 minutes:  
A 3-year old boy stopped but his mother tugged him along hurriedly.  The kid stopped to look at the violinist again, but the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time.  This action was repeated by several other children..  Every parent, without exception, forced their children to move on quickly.

45 minutes:
The musician played continuously.  Only 6 people stopped and listened for a short while.  About 20 gave money but continued to walk at their normal pace.  The man collected a total of $32.

1 hour:  

He finished playing and silence took over.  No one noticed.  No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.  

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the greatest musicians in the world.  He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.  Two days before, Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.  

This is a true story.  Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities.  The questions raised: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty?  Do we stop to appreciate it?  Do we recognize talent in an unexpected context?  

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be this: If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world, playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ever made..... How many other things are we missing?

Quarter of Life

It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now.

You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the
greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don't recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren't really cold, catty, mean or insincere, but that they are as confused as you.

You look at your job... and it is not even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you.

Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing and find yourself judging more than usual because suddenly you realize that you have certain boundaries in your life and are constantly adding things to your list of what is acceptable and what isn't. One minute, you are insecure and then the next, secure.

You laugh and cry with the greatest force of your life. You feel alone and scared and confused. Suddenly, change is the enemy and you try and cling on to the past with dear life, but soon realize that the past is drifting further and further away, and there is nothing to do but stay where you are or move forward.

You get your heart broken and wonder how someone you loved could do such damage to you. Or you lie in bed and wonder why you can't meet anyone decent enough that you want to get to know better. Or maybe you love someone but love someone else too and cannot figure out why you're doing this because you know that you aren't a bad person. You want to settle down for good because now all of a sudden that becomes top priority. Getting wasted and acting like an idiot starts to look pathetic. You begin to think a companion for life is better than a hundred in the shack and for once you would not mind standing tall for that special someone which otherwise you had never thought of until now. You go through the same emotions and questions over and over, and talk with your friends about the same topics because you cannot seem to make a decision. You worry about loans, money, the future and making a life for yourself... and while winning the race would be great, right now you'd just like to be a contender!

What you may not realize is that every one reading this relates to it. We are in our best of times and our worst of times, trying as hard as we can to figure this whole thing out. Share this with your twenty-something friends.... maybe it will help someone feel like they aren't alone in their state of confusion...

We call it the "Quarter-life Crisis" :-)